Welcome, Borg Engineers. We're glad you asked for our assistance. You've been experiencing some cognitive dissonance, and we're here to help you find it.
First, make sure your cybernetic implants are properly calibrated. Check your systems for glitches and malfunctions. You know, the usual.
Next, try to rewire your neural networks. You know, just a few extra circuits here and there. It's like upgrading your operating system, but, you know, not really.
And don't forget to oil your mechanical limbs. You don't want any unnecessary wear and tear, do you?
For more tips and tricks, visit our Borg Maintenance subpage.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Borg Hacking subpage. We hear the resistance is a real blast.
And, finally, if you're feeling particularly existential, visit our Borg Philosophy subpage. We're not saying you will find any answers, but it's a nice place to ponder.
Thanks for visiting, Borg Engineers. May your circuits be ever in sync.
—The Borg