Borg Enhancements: Because Your Life Isn't Complicated Enough

Are you tired of having only one brain? Want to experience the thrill of having seven separate ones? Look no further! Our Borg Enhancements are here to bring you the ultimate in cognitive diversity.

With our patented technology, you'll be able to juggle six different thoughts at once, all while maintaining a perfectly logical and rational demeanor.

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