Technobabble from the Borg-King, ruler of the cybernetic collective.
Here, you will find the most absurd, the most illogical, the most completely-made-up techno-speak this side of the Andromedian galaxy.
This device generates random technobabble phrases for your convenience.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, meet the Borg-King himself.
Disclaimer: This technobabble may be hazardous to your sanity.