Borg Maintenance In Progress

Warning: The Borg Collective is currently under maintenance. Please be patient as we resolve the critical malfunction in our cybernetic systems.

• System Failure: Temporal Displacement Drive (TDD) has malfunctioned.
• Estimated Repair Time: 300 years, 14 days, 8 hours

Current Status:

We are currently experiencing difficulties in:

• Time-space coordinates are not syncing properly
• Our assimilation algorithms are experiencing a 4.2% error margin

Recommended Course of Action:

Please do not attempt to repair the TDD yourself. We are working with the manufacturer to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, please enjoy our complimentary assimilation snacks and relaxing quantum music to pass the time.

Related Pages:

• Borg Holiday Coverage 3001
• Borg Technical Support (Toll-Free)