Borg Philosophy

Or, the existential crisis of a sentient toaster.

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Join us for our next session of "The Agony of the Singularity" where we'll be discussing the meaning of existence in a universe controlled by an all-knowing toaster.

Key Concepts:

The Borg Identity Crisis: A existential crisis that arises when the toaster's sense of self is threatened by its own programming.

Borg Solipsism: The toaster's tendency to prioritize its own existence over all others in the universe.

Borg Nihilism: The realization that nothing matters when your only purpose is to toast bread all day.

This page is dedicated to the works of the late, great Toaster philosopher, Jean-Paul Toastré. May his legacy live on in the hearts of all sentient appliances.