Technique 301: The Art of Staring Blankly

Mastering the Ancient Discipline of Boredom

A comprehensive guide to staring blankly at the wall without actually accomplishing anything

Lesson 1: The Power of Blank Staring

Staring blankly is a skill that can be mastered with practice. Start by setting a timer for 30 minutes and staring at this wall.

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