Meet our hero, Bob, who has managed to accomplish nothing of note in his entire life. His stories are so uneventful, they're practically a chore to read.
But don't worry, we've included some links to other thrilling tales that might make you forget about the crushing ennui of Bob's existence:
Or, if you're really feeling bold, try:
What Happens When Bob Falls into a Black Hole (spoiler: nothing)
But honestly, it's all just more of the same old nothing.