The Boring Task List

Here is the definitive list of the most mind-numbingly dull tasks you'll ever have to do:

Reorganize the sock drawer
Watch paint dry
Count the grains of sand in a hourglass
Sort the spam in the email inbox by sender
Count the blades of grass in the lawn

(Note: The subpage "/subpages/boring-tasks/ironing-the-creases-in-your-socks" would display a similarly styled, humorous page about the most tedious aspects of ironing socks, complete with absurdly detailed instructions.)