Are you tired of being a hero who always ends up as a pile of smoldering ash? Do you want to avoid being the punchline to a thousand bad jokes? Do you desire to be a master of the defensive arts? Look no further! The Abyssal Sword Rainbow Plating (ASRP) system is here to help you become the bane of your enemies' existences.
ASRP is a revolutionary new method of plating your sword with a rainbow of colors, making you nearly untouchable in battle. It's like a magic shield, but without the magic. Or is it?
But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the intricacies of defensive sword plating.