By: Zathoth, Cthulhu's most esteemed advisor on all things sanity-destroying
As a seasoned veteran of the abyssal wars, I'm here to teach you the art of wielding the most powerful scepter in the known multiverse: The Abyssal Scepter of Light.
Technique 1: Stabbing at the Sun - A classic move, but one that requires precision and timing.
Technique 2: Shooting Star Bolts - Perfect for those who enjoy a little extra light in the darkness.
Technique 3: Blinding the Beast - A great way to get the upper hand in negotiations.
Remember, the key to mastering the Abyssal Scepter of Light is practice, patience, and a strong stomach.