Advanced Megaboss Tactics

Learn the art of taking down an entire city block of pesky hipsters with nothing but your wits and a few carefully placed firehoses.

Key Concepts:

Know your enemy: Understand the intricacies of the hipster's fragile ego
Choose your terrain: Select a battlefield that favors you, like a crowded street festival
Employ misdirection: Distract with a well-placed artisanal coffee cart

Befriend a hipster by offering to buy them a participation trophy

Listen to their inane chatter about craft beer and fixie-bikes

Unleash your carefully crafted firehose of justice

Always wear a helmet when battling hipsters, as they are known to throw their own hair

Bring earplugs to avoid their inane chatter

Never trust a hipster with a man-bun