Step 1: Run away
This is the most basic of combat strategies. If you're not sure what's going on, just run. It's not the most elegant solution, but it'll get you to the other side of the battlefield in one piece.
Only use this if you're really desperate. It's not a good idea, but sometimes you just have to.
Step 2: Hide behind a large, stationary object
Like a refrigerator. It's not the most effective strategy, but it'll give you a few extra seconds to think about what to do next.
Step 3: Call for backup
This is where friends and family come in. Just remember, they may not be as coordinated as you are.
When Friends Become EnemiesDon't say we didn't warn you.
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