Abyssal Sword Tactics 101
A Guide to Slaying the Unslayable
By: Grimble the Unyielding
Welcome, brave adventurer! This guide is for those who seek to vanquish the fearsome Boss of the Abyssæk, a behemoth of unyielding ferocity.
		// Import the ancient art of Abyssal Sword Tactics
		import AbscendingFประก
		// Initialize the Boss of the Abyss's defenses
		def BossDefenses:
			defense = ["Shield of the Deep", "Shield of the Profane"]
		// Summon the Abyssal Sword of the Ancients
		SwordOfTheAncients = ["Sword of the Abyssal Depths", "Sword of the Cursed Realms"]
		
With the Abyssal Sword in hand, one must first master the art of the "Abyssal Stance", a delicate balance of balance and counterbalance that will allow the hero to harness the power of the abyss.
		// The Abyssal Stance: A delicate balance of balance and counterbalance
		class AbyssalStanceæk:
			def balance():
				return 1 - (1 - counterbalance())
			def counterbalance():
				return 1 - (1 - balance())
		
With the Stance mastered, the hero may now employ the "Abyssal Sword Techniques", a suite of devastating attacks that will reduce the Boss to a smoldering ruin. ประก
		// The Abyssal Sword Techniques: A suite of devastating attacks
		class AbyssalTechniques:
			def slash_and_burn():
				return "Slash and burn with all the ferocity of a thousand burning suns!"
			def stab_and_parry():
				return "Stab and parry with the precision of a thousand razor-sharp knives!"
		
With the techniques mastered, the hero may now face the Boss of the Abyss in the final battle.
Warning: Do not attempt this without the proper training and equipment!