The Unholy Terror of the Depths of Despair
Attack Plan: The Ultimate Strategy

Step 1: Prepare for the Worst

Don your best "I'm about to face my fears" outfit. This includes, but is not limited to, a cape, a pair of leather gloves, and a stern expression.

Step 2: Face the Music

Charge headlong into the abyss, ready to face whatever horrors lie within. Your trusty sidekick, a loyal but dim-witted robot, will provide a helpful distraction for the first few minutes.

Step 3: Find the Source of the Problem

After several hours of wandering through the darkness, you'll stumble upon an ancient, malevolent entity. This will be your primary target.

Step 4: Engage the Enemy

Unleash your carefully crafted arsenal of silly string, whoopee cushions, and rubber chickens. This will either pacify the entity or drive it to further despair.

Stage 2: Desperate Measures | Stage 3: Last Resort