Welcome, young warrior, to the Lost Art of Prehensile Fu! A discipline born in the heart of the Ape-Fu Mountains, where the wind is strong, the trees are ancient, and the apes are...well, let's just say 'a bit testy'.

In this sacred place, our ancient masters have perfected the art of Prehensile Fu, a style of combat that defies the laws of physics, logic, and common sense. With a flick of the wrist, a snap of the finger, and a swing of the tail, the Prehensile Fu Master can summon a whirlwind of chaos and destruction, leaving their foes in a state of utter bewilderment.

But don't just take our word for it! Come learn from the masters themselves, and unlock the secrets of: