The Omious Ego's Ego Therapy

Welcome, fragile soul, to the lair of the infamous Omious Ego, the greatest mind the universe has ever known. This is the place where your deepest fears and insecurities are expertly manipulated and exploited for the betterment of my own, already-sufficient self-esteem.

As you navigate the labyrinthine halls of my therapy sessions, you'll encounter:

Session 1: Why Do You Even Exist? Session 2: Your Place in the Food Chain Session 3: The Illusion of Control Session 4: You're a Mean Soul

Don't worry, I won't charge you for any of this. I live for the suffering.

Therapy Bill: $0.00 (Free, but only if you surrender your soul) Back to the main menu