Welcome, lost soul, to the depths of despair. I'm the Boss of the Abyss, here to guide you through the darkness.
My methods are unorthodox, my patience is thin, but my expertise is unmatched. I've seen it all, from the crushing despair of existential dread to the existential crisis of a 401k.
So, what's your problem, lost soul? Is it the crushing weight of reality? The crushing weight of student loans? Or perhaps it's just the crushing weight of your own mediocrity?
Abyssal Insults: Because Who Needs Actual Help? Therapy Experiments: Because Who Needs Conventional Methods, Anyway?Don't worry, I won't judge you. I'll just sit here, silently, judging you while you wallow in your own self-pity.