Treasures of the Ancient Artifacts of Boss of the Abyss

A Collection of the Most Valuable Items in the Multiverse

Located in a Chest of Unending Darkness, Because, Why Not?

Ancient Sceptre of the Unrelenting Darkness

A sceptre of unyielding power, said to be able to control the very fabric of reality.

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Ancient Tome of Infinite Puns

A collection of the most groan-inducing jokes in the multiverse, said to have the power to drive even the most stoic of individuals to madness.

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Note: Please do not attempt to open the chest. The contents may drive you mad.

Or, you know, it's just a really old chest.