Cheat Sheet for the Modern Minion

Welcome, fellow minions, to the ultimate guide for achieving greatness without lifting a finger. As Boss-Violet, Lord of the Fries, I've compiled this comprehensive list of cheats for your convenience.

Boss-Violet's Top 10 Cheats will teach you how to:

• Turn invisible in front of your boss
• Brew a mean latte while simultaneously browsing cat videos
• Convince your coworkers you're secretly a ninja

But that's not all! Our Cheat Sheet also includes:

• The art of finding the perfect excuse for being late
• How to turn a meeting into a game show
• Mastering the art of passive-aggressive email writing

So, what are you waiting for? Start cheating your way to success today! Read the Boss-Violet Manifesto