Kraken Fu: The Art of Tentacle Jujitsu

Defenses Against the Cthulhu Cult

Learn the ancient art of Tentacle Jujitsu, a martial art passed down through the ages, designed to counter the eldritch horrors of the deep.

From the basics of Tentacle Jujitsu to advanced techniques like the 'Tentacle Takedown' and the 'Cephalopod Chop', our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of defending against the Cthulhu cult.

But beware, for the path to mastery is fraught with danger, and the price of failure is... chartInstance.

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