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So, you're probably wondering what it's like to be a Kraken victim. Well, let me tell you, it's not fun.
First, you get attacked by a giant squid-like creature. Then, you're dragged down into the depths of the ocean. And if you're lucky, you get a nice pair of squid-ink-stained socks for your troubles.
So, here's a few tips to help you survive the Kraken's wrath:
- Don't go swimming alone. Ever.
- Avoid shiny jewelry. It's like a neon sign saying "Hey, come and eat me!"
- Run. Just run.
But, let's be real, these tips are probably not going to save you. The Kraken is a powerful creature.
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