This manual is for use by certified Kraken King operatives only. Use at your own risk.
Warning: The Kraken King is a highly aggressive and territorial creature. Approach with caution.
Do not attempt to feed the Kraken King. It will only lead to disappointment and tentacle-related injuries.
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to ride the Kraken King like a mechanical bull.
To operate the Kraken King, first ensure that you are standing on a stable, level surface.
Next, ensure that all loose items of clothing and jewelry have been removed.
Engage the Kraken King's propulsion system by turning the large, red handle clockwise.
Steering will be handled by the built-in tentacle control system. Practice makes perfect, so be patient.
The Kraken King requires regular oil changes and occasional replacement of damaged tentacles.
For emergency repairs, please consult the Maintenance Schedule.
For non-emergency repairs, consult Repair Manual.