ARTICLE 1: THE RIGHT TO BE UNDERWHELMED
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that it is our inalienable right to be constantly disappointed and underwhelmed by the world around us.
ARTICLE 2: THE RIGHT TO WEAR PINK
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that it is our inalienable right to wear neon pink pants in public, without fear of judgment or ridicule.
ARTICLE 3: THE RIGHT TO USE ALL CAPS
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that it is our inalienable right to type ALL CAPS in all forms of communication, because WE DON'T CARE.
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