Lessee's Philosophy: The Unanswerable Questions
Welcome, seeker of truth. You've come to the right place. Lessee's Philosophy is a guide to the unanswerable questions of the universe. Because, let's face it, the answers are all just a bunch of nonsense.
What is the meaning of life?
According to Lessee, it's whatever you want it to be. The meaning of life is a social construct, like a fancy dinner at a vegan restaurant. It's all about the presentation and the ingredients, but at the end of the day, it's just a plate of vegetables.
What is the purpose of Lessee's Philosophy?
To question everything and answer nothing. To be the ultimate skeptic, the grand poobah of doubt. To make you wonder if the question itself is the answer, like that one time you wondered if the toaster was sentient.
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