Level 1: The Wraith

**The Wraith has been spotted in the vicinity of Sector 7. Reports indicate it is armed with an arsenal of laser cannons and an attitude.

Attack Plan:

• Deploy the Tacti-Blaster
• Rush towards The Wraith with reckless abandon
• Repeat the phrase "I am a human" three times
• Execute a perfectly-timed jump attack

Optional Upgrades:

Side Effects:

The Tacti-Blaster may cause temporary blindness, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to listen to smooth jazz music.

Caution:

Do not approach The Wraith unless you are prepared to face the void.

Disclaimer:

This attack plan is not responsible for any damage or trauma caused to The Wraith or its victims.