You've reached the first level of the boss fight, where the ancient ones await. The air is thick with the stench of stale pizza and yesterday's coffee.
You're facing off against the mighty "Boulder of Despair", a behemoth of a boss that's been awakened by the careless tossing of last week's trash.
Its massive, imposing form looms before you, radiating an aura of crushing despair. Its very presence causes the ground to shake, the skies to darken, and your stomach to churn with anxiety.
But fear not, for you are a warrior of the Neo-Brutalist, armed with the power of over-the-top design and an unwavering commitment to the absurd.
**Your Goal:** Take down the Boulder of Despair and shatter its unyielding resolve.
Level 2: The Boss Fight of the Machines | Level 3: The Boss Fight of the Infinite Loops**The Boulder of Despair's Stats:**
Health: 1000 HP
Attack: 1000 DPS
Defense: -10000 (it's just a big rock)