The Curse of the Uncoordinated

A tale of woe and incompetence

You are now on Level 2: The Curse, where the uncoordinated have been known to stumble upon the occasional obstacle.

As you navigate through this level, you will encounter the dreaded Spilled Coffee, a hazard that has been known to ruin even the most well-planned of mornings.

To progress, you must first defeat the Chaos of the Uncordinated, a fearsome foe who delights in knocking over chairs and sending mugs flying.

But be warned, hidden socks lie in wait, waiting to ensnare the unwary with their silky softness.

You are currently at Player Profile and have collected 0 points for your efforts so far.

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