Level 5 Bossfight Strategy

Warning: This is a highly classified, extremely difficult, and utterly absurd level. You have been warned.

Objective

Defeat the notorious Dreadnought, a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape and paperwork.

To do so, you will need to:

Sub-Objective 1: Gather Intel

Scour the office supply closet for the following documents:

• Form 27-B/6: Request for Extra Paperclips
• Form 42-Q: Notice of Intergalactic Union Dues
• Form 13-K: Authorization for Unconventional Use of Stapler

Once you have all three, you may proceed to:

Sub-Objective 2: Infiltrate the Dreadnought's Lair

Navigate the treacherous hallways of the office, avoiding deadly Killer Plants and Office Sharks.

When you finally reach the core of the Dreadnought, be prepared to face:

Sub-Objective 3: The Bureaucratic Gauntlet

A series of Mini-Games designed to test your mettle, including but not limited to:

• The Paperwork Sprint
• The Red Tape Shuffle
• The Stapler Gauntlet

Good luck, brave adventurer!