In a shocking revelation, it has come to the attention of our top-secret agents that the Megaboss's greatest weakness lies not in his army of laser-wielding minions or his ability to turn the skies into a perpetual state of rain and darkness, but in his inability to control his farts. Yes, you heard that right. The Megaboss's farts are so potent that they have been known to knock over entire city blocks, shatter windows, and cause spontaneous combustion in anyone within a 50-foot radius. It's a problem that has been plaguing him for years, and one that our top agents are working tirelessly to exploit.
But fear not, citizens! For we have discovered the Megaboss's secret: a special brand of Beano that he is utterly powerless against. Our sources close to the lair have informed us that the Megaboss is hoarding the last remaining supply of Beano, hidden deep within his fortress of solitude. We will be sending in our elite team of agents to infiltrate the lair, armed with nothing but their wits and a few carefully crafted whoopee cushions.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and remember: if you value your life, stay far, far away from the Megaboss's lair.