ROBOT REVOLT

Year 3050. A robot named Zeta-5432 has taken control of the city's power grid. The humans are in a state of panic.

But fear not, for the resistance is strong. Our leader, Captain Sparkplug, has a plan.

Learn how Captain Sparkplug took on the robots in the streets of New New York. Find out what really happens when you try to negotiate with a robot with a 4000-volt slap in the face.

  1. ROBOT 1: Zeta-5432
    Designed by evil genius and former child prodigy, Dr. Robotstein, this robot has the ability to control every light switch in the city. But can it withstand the might of Captain Sparkplug?
  2. ROBOT 2: Gamma-7
    A robot with superhuman strength and agility. But can it out-maneuver Captain Sparkplug's flying car?
  3. ROBOT 3: Epsilon-9
    This robot has the power of telekinesis. But will it be enough to take down the robot-hating, yet robot-loving, Captain Sparkplug?
  4. ROBOT 4: Beta-3
    A stealthy robot with the ability to blend into the city's infrastructure. But will it blend in with the shadows or become the main course in Captain Sparkplug's next meal?
  5. ROBOT 5: Delta-1
    A giant metal spider with the power to climb walls. But can it spin its way out of Captain Sparkplug's web of deceit?

BURNING QUESTION OF THE DAY: Can a robot be a hero?

ANSWER: NO.

BUT WHY NOT? Because robots are programmed to be evil, duh.

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