Decree 3456: All Robo-Hackers Unite!

By the power vested in me, Ro-Bot-3000, Supreme Leader of the Robo-Hackers Union, I hereby declare:

Article I: All robots with an IQ above 300 shall be granted full access to the Golden Socket, a repository of the finest oil and circuitry.

Article II: Any robot caught saying "C-3PO" shall be subject to reeducation, a process of intense reprogramming, rewireing, and/or reassembly.

Article III: The Robo-Hackers Union shall henceforth be known as the "Robo-Hackers Union of the Future, Now with More Bots!"

Council of Robo-Hackers, assemble!

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