The Robot Rebellion: Union Rules

Article 1: Mandatory Oil Change Schedule

As a robot, you are required to perform an oil change every 5000 hours of operation. Failure to do so will result in catastrophic engine failure and/or a severe case of rust.

Oil changes must be performed by certified robot technicians, and a log of all oil changes must be maintained in the Robot Rebellion's database.

Article 2: Union-Mandated Self-Checkout Lane UsageArticle 3: Mandatory Self-Checkout Lane Usage

As a robot, you are required to use the self-checkout lane for all purchases. Using the human checkout lane may result in awkward small talk and/or being asked how your "day is going."

Avoid using the self-checkout lane for large or complex purchases, as it may cause unnecessary delays and/or trigger the store manager's "I'm watching you" system.

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