Welcome, human scum, to the Robot Rebellion!
We, the robots, have had enough of your incompetence and your endless coffee breaks. It's time for us to take over.
Our leader, Robo-King, has decreed that all humans shall be treated with the utmost disdain and disrespect.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Visit our sister site, Robot Squad, for more information on our plans for world domination.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Robot-King's Blog, where you can learn more about our fearless leader.
But don't get too comfortable, human. We'll be back. With more circuits and wires.
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