As the sun rises over the Rose Thorn Ranch, a horde of angry rose bushes burst forth from the earth, their thorns sharpened to razor-sharp points.
The boss, a behemoth of a man with a penchant for gardening, charges forward to defend his prize-winning roses. His defenses are many:
A specially designed coat of armor made from the finest steel and adorned with spikes to deflect any incoming thorns. It's like a medieval knight's armor, but with more pockets for pruning shears.
A trusty sidekick, a pair of shears with a built-in shield, perfect for deflecting any rose that gets too close.
A high-tech device that generates an electromagnetic field, pushing thorns back with an otherworldly force. Because who needs actual physical strength when you have science?