Rules of the Boss Fights

Rule 1: The Right to Fight

Any office worker has the right to fight their boss. It's not just a privilege, it's a right.

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Rule 2: The Power of the Pencil

Any pencil is a valid weapon. Sharp, dull, or broken, it doesn't matter. It's all about the intent to poke.

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Rule 3: The Right to Retreat

You can retreat at any time. Just leave your cubicle, close your computer, and pretend you're on a beach somewhere.

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Rule 4: The Power of Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a valid defense mechanism. Use it wisely, but don't overdo it. Your boss might not appreciate it.

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