Rules of the Boss Fights

Rule 1: The Right to Fight

Any office worker has the right to fight their boss. It's not just a privilege, it's a right.

Any pencil is a valid weapon. Sharp, dull, or broken, it doesn't matter. It's all about the intent to poke.

You can retreat at any time. Just leave your cubicle, close your computer, and pretend you're on a beach somewhere.

Sarcasm is a valid defense mechanism. Use it wisely, but don't overdo it. Your boss might not appreciate it.