1. All Sumo-Wrestling matches begin with a ritualistic dance, involving 5 steps of intricate footwork and a dramatic pose.
2. The competitor's dignity shall not be taken lightly. Any perceived slight shall result in a 5-minute penalty.
3. The Sumo-Wrestling mat shall be cleared of any loose items, such as dignity, pride, or last week's takeout.
Link to Matchday Rules for further clarification.
1. The match shall commence with a 30-minute warm-up, during which the Sumo-Wrestlers shall perform the "Wiggle-Wriggle" dance to loosen their limbs.
2. Each Sumo-Wrestler shall have a personal "Toughness Quotient" meter, visible above their belt. The higher, the more formidable.
3. Any Sumo-Wrestler who breaks the 4th wall during the match shall incur a 3-minute penalty.
Link to Scorekeeping for the Enthusiast for a deeper dive into the intricacies of the scoring system.
1. Any Sumo-Wrestler who is deemed "Not-Enough-Tough" shall be subject to disqualification.
2. Any Sumo-Wrestler who is deemed "Too-Much-Tough" shall be subject to a 1-minute penalty for being too intense.
Link to Behavioral Expectations for more on the fine line between tough and too-tough.