Mastering the Art of Sumo-Wrestling

Sumo-wrestling: the only form of martial arts that requires more than just brute strength, but also a good understanding of physics, geometry, and a willingness to get really, really sweaty.

Essential Techniques:

• The Gigantor - A powerful, wide stance that allows for maximum control over your opponent.
• The Bulbous - A technique where you use your belly as a projectile, knocking over your opponent with your sheer mass.
• The Flail - A rapid, wild swinging motion that can knock your opponent off their feet (or, you know, mat).

Want to learn more about sumo-wrestling? Check out our Advanced Techniques page for more expert-level moves.