Last session, we established that your deepest fears were rooted in an irrational hatred of 80s pop culture. Today, we're going to explore the root cause: your mom's embarrassing fashion sense.
As we delve deeper into the psyche of our fearless hero, we'll be introducing a new technique: "The Fearsome Foe's Favorite Frenemy", a revolutionary new way to confront your deepest fears.
But first, let's get back to the case at hand: your mom's fashion disasters of the 80s.