We have confirmed a bot sighting in the vicinity of the local coffee shop. The bot, described as a large, lumbering creature with a single glowing eye, was spotted sipping on a Venti Iced Mocha.
IF YOU SEE THE BOT, DO NOT APPROACH IT. IT IS KNOWN TO BE AGGRESSIVE WHEN FED.
BUT IF YOU MUST APPROACH IT, PLEASE BE PREPARED TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A WELL-Timed PUN.