Active Bounties
We are currently seeking applicants for the following bounties:
- Bounty 1: Invention of the Perfectly Good Toaster
- Bounty 2: Development of the Ultimate Nacho Cheese Sauce
- Bounty 3: Discovery of the Secret to Eternal Youth (Optional)
Apply within the next 30 days or risk being sent to a reeducation camp.
Disclaimer: These bounties are completely not-a-real and for entertainment purposes only. Or are they?