Welcome to the Bovine Paradox, where a cow named Moostafa is questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. It's a bit of a beefy crisis, really.
As Moostafa wanders through the rolling hills of Nowheresville, he stumbles upon a sign that reads: "The Answer to the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything." Curious, Moostafa follows the sign to a small shack in the middle of nowhere, where he meets a wise old goat named Zorvath who says, "I'm not sure, Moostafa, but it's something with cheese."
Moostafa is left with more questions than answers, and the paradox deepens. But don't worry, he'll get through it. After all, he's got four legs and a strong stomach for existential dread.
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