We are the chosen ones, the feline overlords of this dimension. We have been watching you, and we will be back. Your catnip supplies will not last forever.
But don't worry, we're a benevolent dictatorship. We only demand worship and snacks. You may even get to join our ranks, if you prove yourself worthy.
To begin your ascent up the social ladder, visit our Ranks Page to learn more about the hierarchy of Bow Babies.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try to infiltrate our Surveillance Squad and earn your place among us.
But don't say we didn't warn you...