Bracket Size: Extra Large - Because Regular is for the Weak

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Extra Large Brackets: The Ultimate Status Symbol

With a diameter of over 2 meters, these brackets are the epitome of excess and ostentation. They come with a complimentary set of matching oversized screws.

Side effects of owning an Extra Large Bracket may include:

Uncontrollable grins
Increased confidence
Sudden urges to display your bracket in public spaces

Not recommended for use with regular-sized doors or windows.

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