Briggadocius 101: Absorption 101

Welcome to Braggadocius 101: Absorption 101, the course where you learn to absorb anything and everything.

In this esteemed institution, you will learn the ancient art of soaking up knowledge like a sponge, but, you know, without actually getting your face wet.

Course Objectives

• Saturate your mind with useless information
• Develop an insatiable appetite for learning the mundane
• Perfect the art of absorption without retention

Course Materials

• A 3,456 page textbook on "The Art of Absorption" (out of print)
• A set of 10,000 dry erase markers for note-taking (don't forget, these are for absorption, not retention)
• A complimentary set of earplugs for the inevitable information overload

Hyperlinks:

• Advanced Absorption Techniques

Note: Absorption is not guaranteed. In fact, it's not even implied. But hey, you'll have fun trying, right?