Celebrity Gossip: The Braggadocius Edition

Welcome to the most scandalous, the most salacious, the most utterly RIDICULOUS celebrity gossip site on the web! Here's what's hot:

• Justin Bieber is Actually a Time Traveler
• Katy Perry is Secretly a Vampire
• Justin Bieber and Katy Perry are Getting Married

Breaking News:

We've got the scoop of the century! Sources close to the situation confirm that Beyoncé is Actually Aliens and is planning to abduct the entire world to start a new intergalactic dance troupe.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!