Our team of expert celebrity therapists worked tirelessly to unravel the tangled web of Britney's psyche. It all started with a series of cryptic messages scrawled on a bathroom wall in her mansion.
"I'm a Slave 4 U," one message read. "I'll Never Be Free."
We analyzed the symbolism, the emotional undertones, and the carefully crafted misspelling, and determined that our subject was suffering from a severe case of "Unrelenting Rebellion Syndrome".
Read the Full Case Study »We discovered that the Biebs was harboring a deep-seated fear of commitment. His therapist, Dr. Thompson, employed a combination of cognitive behavioral therapy and awkward small talk to coax him onto the path of love and maturity.
Read the Full Case Study »