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Warning: This page may cause excessive inner peace, spontaneous smiling, and sudden urges to eat avocado toast.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monks have crafted this page to guide you through the mystical realm of meditation and mindfulness.
To help you find your inner zen, one poorly drawn Zen Buddha at a time.
We employ a variety of unorthodox techniques, including:
Meet our fearless leader, Bob.
Bob is a highly respected expert in the field of doing nothing.
He has a degree in Philosophy, but only from a correspondence course.
He is also a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.
Want to learn more about Bob's extensive background in napping?
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