Custom-Boost

Custom-Boost: because who needs a normal brain, right?

See our other brain-boosting packages. FAQ: Because, yes, it's that serious. Subscription plans: Because you'll be back for more.

What does it do, exactly?

Our Custom-Boost is a highly customizable package of brain-boosting goodness. It comes with:

• More pixels on your screen.
• A 50% increase in caffeine intake.
• A 300% increase in existential dread.

See our other brain-boosting packages for more options.