Warning: This package may cause excessive mental fatigue, spontaneous combustion of creative thoughts, or an intense desire to reorganize your sock drawer.

Features:

• Unrelenting barrage of unrelated facts
• Unpredictable shifts in mood and focus
• Increased likelihood of existential dread

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion
• Disorientation
• Inability to distinguish reality from fantasy

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Disclaimer: The creators of this package are not responsible for any mental health issues that may arise from the use of this package.

Please use at your own risk.