NeuroFuel: The Brain-Boosting Powerhouse

Welcome, fellow brainiacs! NeuroFuel is here to help you power up your neurons and unlock the secrets of the universe.

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Cerebral Charge

Boost your focus, sharpen your mind, and conquer your to-do list with this high-octane energy drink. Side effects may include: increased productivity, spontaneous outbursts of creativity, and an overwhelming urge to reorganize your sock drawer.

Side effects not withstanding, Cerebral Charge is our top-seller!

Price: $9.99 (includes free shipping, but only for customers who can solve this math problem: 2 + 2 =

Neural Nectar

Quench your thirst for knowledge with our line of brain-boosting juices. From the tangy taste of Focus Fizz to the sweet allure of Memory Mango, our Neural Nectar will keep you sharp and on-point.

Brainwave Brownies

Indulge in the rich, fudgy flavor of our brownies, infused with the finest brain-boosting compounds. Warning: may cause excessive happiness and spontaneous outbursts of singing in the shower.